Everyone loves birthday cake.
- Jane will only eat chocolate sheet cake from Costco.
- Harry is gluten intolerant.
- Stephanie is a vegan.
- The entire accounts receivable team has gone paleo.
- Bonnie is a Jehovah’s Witness and doesn’t celebrate her birthday or other people’s birthdays, but she doesn’t mind if you celebrate your birthday, but please don’t invite her.
- Steve has had two facelifts and likes to pretend that he’s 15 years younger than he is, and so denies having a birthday at all.