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How to Celebrate Birthdays in the Office

August 30, 2019

Everyone loves birthday cake.

No, wait.

  • Jane will only eat chocolate sheet cake from Costco.
  • Harry is gluten intolerant.
  • Stephanie is a vegan.
  • The entire accounts receivable team has gone paleo.
  • Bonnie is a Jehovah’s Witness and doesn’t celebrate her birthday or other people’s birthdays, but she doesn’t mind if you celebrate your birthday, but please don’t invite her.
  • Steve has had two facelifts and likes to pretend that he’s 15 years younger than he is, and so denies having a birthday at all.

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